But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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