): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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