I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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