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• (315): View more from New York

  I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth

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• (347): View more from New York

  i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours

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• (310): View more from California

  how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future

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• (914): View more from New York

  How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like

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  Why do you text me weird shit like this?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow

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