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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Capitaan dildo arrescate!

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.

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• (518): View more from New York

  He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.

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• (916): View more from California

  The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!

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• (949): View more from California

  Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut

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  I think mark twain said that originally

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I could fuck to npr.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs

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