I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
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What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
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