Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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