is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
This is my gift to your gina
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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