two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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