Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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