Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
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you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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