I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
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I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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