I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
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She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
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i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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