I wish I could punch you in the face.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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