there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
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