Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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