I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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