It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Actions speak louder than pants.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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