Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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