My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
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I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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