He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
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Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
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I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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