I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
please come you make the beer taste better
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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