drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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