I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
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