at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
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Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Shooting a bottle rocket from my penis was entirely justified. Twenty bucks is twenty buck no matter how you look at it
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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