His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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