Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
She spilled creme de menthe on her crotch and I told her she looked like a menstruating Vulcan (costume idea!). Obviously, I went home alone.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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