so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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