oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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