Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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