hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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