New invention idea: vibrating tampons
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
this hospital has no fireball
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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