No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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