I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
why do cheetos always look like penises
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
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as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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