You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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