i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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