My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
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He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
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Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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