I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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