zippers are such a cool invention
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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