Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
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