everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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