Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
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Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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