(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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