Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
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Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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