Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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