But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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