..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
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