no, he came in my armpit
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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