Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
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You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
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Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
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