we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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