Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
There is a man in my bed with "new zealand" tattooed on his back. Wtf happened last night?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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