loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
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I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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