oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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