Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
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It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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