well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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